Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Eric 2 - "It" 0

Called again, but you know, I'm beginning to feel bad. So today, "it" definitely dumped a fresh cup of piss on the street. You can't tell, but the splash nearest to the camera is wet. So I won, the cops came back again, made "it" drive to the same place as yesterday, about two blocks away, and I'm sure "it" will be back. It's a war and I feel bad, being like Bush to the "it". I'm not stealing oil, or hurting innocent people, but I am bullying a person with no home. The street still smells like piss, and I wonder what "it" is drinking. It's definitely not water.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

From how the sparse amount of light reflects off the urine, I can tell he is drinking lots of Vita Soy. oh, and jack daniels

6:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would think the score is actually 2-1 since IT did manage to dump a fresh cup of piss.

8:26 PM  
Blogger Junkyard Sam said...

Why does It prefer your spot over the place two blocks away?!

What about your streetspot is so amazing that it keeps coming back!!!?

This is fascinating. Looking forward to further updates as they develop...

3:21 PM  
Blogger Deleted blog said...

I think it's trying to communicate in urine patterns, I see a piss unicorn..yeah..it's a unicorn.

2:13 PM  

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